So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
Randomize
