do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
i think i just lost a toe
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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