You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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