we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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