i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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