Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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