You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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