How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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