I will die if light touches me.
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
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