Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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