does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Randomize
