Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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