Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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