but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Randomize
