Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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