he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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