Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
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