Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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