How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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