Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
How's work?
Spinning.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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