Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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