How'd it feel making her break her religion?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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