That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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