just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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