How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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