honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
her facebook's as public as her vagina
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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