We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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