I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
Randomize
