It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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