I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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