The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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