I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
