your thong is hanging out like whoa
Dual....:-)
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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