i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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