Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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