It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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