That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Terrible idea I love it
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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