On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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