thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize