i just wanna soil my oats bro
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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