I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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