The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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