I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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