I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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