the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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