one two three fourrrrnication!
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
