i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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