So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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