only if we run a train.
done.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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