susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I forget how to act sober
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