I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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