If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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