Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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