Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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