i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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