please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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