yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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