You smell like stripper and shame
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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